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Sick Humor

by Carla Ulbrich

Released 2004
Official Seal
Released 2004
Official Seal
Funny songs: Hospital and Waiting Room Humor as told by "The Singing Patient" (from personal experience). All Parodies, with 7 studio (full band) tracks and 3 live (solo, in concert) tracks.
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"getting sick = fun music"- "Dig This real" magazine

It's sick! It's twisted! And it all really happened!

If you are a nurse, have a chronic or serious illness, love parody music (such as Weird Al), or otherwise just like to laugh, you will get many grins out of this CD.

Tales from the hospital and doctors' waiting rooms from The Singing Patient (Carla Ulbrich), who has survived kidney failure, severe anemia, a stroke, and, …
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Totally Average Woman

by Carla Ulbrich

Released 2015
Romantic Devil Records
Released 2015
Romantic Devil Records
Half parodies, half originals, 100% funny. Need tips on choosing a beverage? Traveling to China? Getting away from someone who won't stop talking? Why this CD is practically a public service announcement. Without all that boring useful info.
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Carla Ulbrich is a comical singer-songwriter/ guitarist from Clemson, South Carolina currently living in New Jersey (all together: "what exit?"). She cites her biggest musical influences as Sesame Street, camp songs, and cat food commercials.

Carla has toured all over the US and England, and has appeared on ABC, USA Network, the BBC, Dr. Demento, Sirius XM Radio's "Laugh USA," and The Bob and Sherrie Show. She also appeared as a background actor in, um... …
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Her Fabulous Debut

by Carla Ulbrich

Released 2000
A Major Record Label
Released 2000
A Major Record Label
A cheery, funny, fresh, fun, family-friendly acoustic-based album. Award-winning songs, humorous to poignant, about finding the perfect man, dating for the food, addiction, the Guinness book of records, and a song about nothing. You'll want to sing along.
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Carla Ulbrich has been compared to the likes of Ray Stevens, Weird Al, Jerry Seinfeld, Chet Atkins and a bologna sandwich.

A better guitar player than most bologna sandwiches, Carla originally hails from Clemson, SC, bringing her peculiar brand of humor to stages all over the US and England.

This is her first CD, released in late 1999, and it covers topics such as finding the perfect man, child prodigies, chocolate, TV dating shows, dating for …
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Professional Smart Aleck

by Carla Ulbrich

Released 2003
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Released 2003
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The Professional Smart Aleck, live in concert. Jokes, stories, wacky songs and hot guitar pickin'- as heard on Dr. Demento. Songs about Waffle House, Wedgies, love triangles, dating for the food, psychotherapy and more.
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If you enjoy offbeat humor and generally wacky, lively original songs, check out this CD from Professional Smart Aleck Carla Ulbrich.
Her young fans have nicknamed her "Weird Gal" (an homage to Weird Al).

Carla's 2nd CD is live in concert. It features "I Have to Kill You now" (#5 most requested song twice in 2003 on the Dr. Demento show), "The Wedgie," "The Guy who Changes the Light Bulbs" (both also in the Funny Five on …
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Live From Outer Space

by Carla Ulbrich

Released 2009
Romantic Devil Records
Released 2009
Romantic Devil Records
Live at XM Radio comedy music concert recording: Klingons, scrambled eggs, tombstones- no topic left unskewered.
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Recorded live at Sirius XM's Performance Theater. It was recorded before a live audience of about 40 people at noon on a sunny day in June, in the very same room where Paul McCartney played. Hopefully sir Paul will never hear the parody of his beloved "Yesterday" that's on this disc.
This concert features 2 different guest Klingons! Joe Giacoio (Carla's lovemuffin) and voiceover artist Randy Crenshaw on the studio cut. Randy also appeared on Carla's 2004 release, …
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If I Had the Copyright (The F Word song)

by Carla Ulbrich

Released 2006
Official Seal
Released 2006
Official Seal
From the documentary (F**k) about the F word. It's about how wealthy the singer would be if she had the copyright on that ever-popular word. The F word is used 27 times in the song, which is why there is also a bleeped version available.
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2 versions of the F word song on this single: the live uncensored, as recorded at the Bluebird Cafe, and the live "bleeped" version, censored by a "happy new year" noisemaker (complete with 27 bleeps).

This song is to be included in the documentary about the F word (the movie shattered the Guinness Book Record for most times the F word is used in one film) and has been heard on XM comedy, the Red Peters Show (…
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